F***ing pisses me off, shi* defensive game. On top of that it annoys me how he celebrates every point, including unforced errors from the opponent.

Uselsss wan”’. Am glad there are others here who hate him

He seems to be imune to this truth himself at the moment but I am confident that at some stage in the near future this reality will wash over him like a surge of warm scum in a sewer pipe.

Andy Murray appears to be a moronic dim wit who never fails to deliver on his trade mark result, which is of course FAILURE.

He is a tower of dull, fevered egomania and his number is being called by almost everyone who has ever had the miserable misfortune of being subjected to “the Murray story” through the media and press.

One of the rare pleasures I get these days is to tune in when he’s playing on TV and watch his erratic, ugly and laboured performances, comfortable in the knowledge that he will crash and burn at some stage. The futher he gets in any tournamnet, the more pleasure I get when he is finally sent packing.
His arrogance combined with his ever present Macho Posturing and overall tense composure add up to an awkward and uninspiring package.
To see him continually fail is, perhaps, the perfect tonic to his infuriating presence on this planet. Humiliation, at his own hand suggests that there is a divine presence in the Universe who hands out misery to those swine who appear to invite it upon themselves.

In closing I would like to say that when things change in this savage world over the next few years and we see the predicted breakdown in world order, I habe laid plans to form an armed militia. One of my key objectives will be to locate Murray and hunt him down like a dog. (Not wishing to cause offence to any dogs or their owners by the comparison)

The whole charade over saying he’d like “anyone but England” to win the world cup, was simply a tongue in cheek joke made to a reported who had already mentioned to Andy about how “Scotland had failed to qualify” He was not being serious.

” Once upon a time, there was a guy called MURRAY-MURRAY/ WHO… ON EARTH IS MURRAY?
HE, maybe a SHE, even an IT is MURRAY, MURRAY, WHAT… ON EARTH IS MURRAY?
What a lob, what a drop/ These are Murray’s greatest shots/ With the fist pumped in the air/ She knows nothing that is fair/ What a pass, what an AS/ Murray’s playing like in trance./ Mutant, zombie, he is called/ In the end she’s just a W… MURRAY, MURRAY, WHICH ON EARTH IS MURRAY?
Forehand boring, backhand sick/ He’s exactly like a chick./ Often the volleys in the net go/ Who the hell taught you so?!/ Tzaca-Paca, left and right/ And they’re telling that’s he’s smart/ No offense, just defense/ And they’re telling he’s the best/ Short and slow he always plays/ Seems he lost his balls someday/ MURRAY, MURRAY, WHERE’D You LOST YOUR BALLIES?”

Let’s face it, 300 years has been plenty, it’s independence time (And your keeping Gordon Brown, we don’t want him haha).

Don’t get me wrong I love the English, but you guys seem to be the third class citizens these days… maybe it should be England who fights for independence from the UK.